I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
