I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize
