Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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