And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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