No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
How's work?
Spinning.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Shame is for Republicans.
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