he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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