I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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