just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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