He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
this boner is exhausting
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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