The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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