please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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