why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
