he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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