he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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