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I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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