Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Houston, we have a blender
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Randomize