Kiss
Puke
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
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If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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