You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
We named our party play list daddy issues
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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