thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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