Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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