Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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