Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Randomize