I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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