we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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