I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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