it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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