Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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