i think i have herpe
just one?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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