it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Randomize
