Kiss
Puke
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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