i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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