new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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