they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
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