Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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