Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
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