marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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