I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
last night I used snow as a chaser
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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