i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Randomize
