mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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