So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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