This is not my ceiling
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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