Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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