I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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