Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I think I sprained my soul last night
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Pants are for mortals
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Two words: nipple clamps
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