this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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