This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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