i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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