hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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