Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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