If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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