Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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