i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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