butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I need a burrito and a hug.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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