i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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